demosexual:

i did it


heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.


merlsy:

merlsy:

so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually available in his office”

ummm….

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okay, tamuc. okay.

y’all omfg i am so done. i went by his office this morning and he’s added all of this to his bulletin board:

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i’m crygikng’;e



rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke


inspiringshadowac:

myhxppylittlepill:

tyleroakleysslave:

Literally my favorite thing ever.

HE DELETED THESE FROM TWITTER. WHY TROYE?

Oh my goD I’m laughing so hard


fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off


mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS


darlingbenny:

this gif makes it look like they’re kissing (◡‿◡✿)

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daddywhorebucks:

i cant believe jesus signed the declaration of independence 2014 years ago god bless america 


jamieaiken919:

THERE IS A GUSBOT

jamieaiken919:

THERE IS A GUSBOT


losthystericanythingbutgeneric:

spaceships-for-sale:

july04th1776:

the sunset was beautiful tonight

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Is this what American sky’s look like?

Yes


carriehopefletcher:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotterbal:

This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen

BEST VERSION OF RAPUNZEL EVER!


masterbeethoven:

thewinchestercave:

God Bless Captain America.


realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC